Special Feature: A Child’s Fantasy Football Prayer

 

Father bless me as I pray. 

Help my f-ing players play.

Protect me from Tom Brady’s pass.

And, Father, knock him on his ass.

If Tony Romo has to throw,

Let it go to Terrell O.

If Peyton Manning can’t excel,

Please make sure he goes to hell.

And if McNabb may fail to score,

Let him burn forever more.

If Eli doesn’t thow to Plax,

Let him melt like candle wax.

When Andre Johnson runs his route,

Father, take the defenders out.

Let me know which players to choose

And make opposing players lose.

Amen